Funny Clean Jokes

Let's try to keep them as Halloween/Horror relates as we can

One dark night two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut
Through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were
Startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling
With fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the
Headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death
We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"




Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and
Asks them what they'll have. ?

The first vampire says, (Transylvanian accent inferred) "I'll have a glass of O Positive."
The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative."
The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver. I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells,

"Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"

Ha! Cute.

What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck

What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?

He got ticks

Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by the tail?

It might be the werewolf's tail but it might be the end of you!

I added a whole topic for jokes..:)

Yaaaaaaaaaaay thanks I was goign to but wasnt sure how to do it.