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Spiritwind
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PostSubject: You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:   Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:06 am

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.


8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your
Balance and fall over.


6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"
And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ."
And can't remember the rest.



4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.


2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.


No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:   Sat Oct 06, 2007 8:00 am

LOL! Those were great! Is that from David Letterman?
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:   Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:17 am

Ha! Thanks! Those are great. Love #4.
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:   Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:59 am

A friend emailed them to me lol she is great for humor!
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